1 00:00:02,176 --> 00:00:03,960 [thunder clapping] 2 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:06,615 [soft music playing] 3 00:00:06,745 --> 00:00:08,530 [groans, gasps] 4 00:00:08,660 --> 00:00:10,445 [thunder rumbling] 5 00:00:13,274 --> 00:00:14,275 What? 6 00:00:14,884 --> 00:00:16,016 [sighs] 7 00:00:17,321 --> 00:00:18,627 [screaming] 8 00:00:18,757 --> 00:00:21,630 -Hyah! I know taekwondo! -[doorknob clatters] 9 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:23,501 -What is it? -[muffled yelling] 10 00:00:23,632 --> 00:00:26,026 -[creepy exhale] -[thunder rumbling] 11 00:00:26,156 --> 00:00:28,550 Oh, it's just Ellie. Little kid next door. 12 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:30,508 She's always trying to come over. 13 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,206 [Ellie] Sha-sha! 14 00:00:32,902 --> 00:00:35,035 I come with a proposal. 15 00:00:35,165 --> 00:00:36,819 -How did you-- -You would make 16 00:00:36,949 --> 00:00:39,256 excellent members of my super-secret... 17 00:00:39,387 --> 00:00:40,562 Hyah-sha-sha! 18 00:00:40,692 --> 00:00:41,911 ...Raven Club. 19 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,000 It's our duty to investigate 20 00:00:44,131 --> 00:00:45,871 mysterious happenings. 21 00:00:46,002 --> 00:00:47,830 Ellie, we're not interested in-- 22 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:50,354 Super-secret club, huh? 23 00:00:50,485 --> 00:00:52,661 Whoa! These badges are so cool! 24 00:00:53,662 --> 00:00:54,750 Whoa! [grunting] 25 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:55,794 Not a Raven. 26 00:00:55,925 --> 00:00:57,144 I'm a Raven. 27 00:00:57,274 --> 00:00:58,710 [groans] 28 00:00:58,841 --> 00:01:00,408 Something is rotten 29 00:01:00,538 --> 00:01:02,671 in our beloved Canyon Valley. 30 00:01:02,801 --> 00:01:05,152 And the crabby recluse across the street 31 00:01:05,935 --> 00:01:07,328 is behind all of it. 32 00:01:07,458 --> 00:01:08,764 Withers... 33 00:01:08,894 --> 00:01:11,027 You can't just go around accusing people 34 00:01:11,158 --> 00:01:13,464 because they're crabby. Where's the proof? 35 00:01:13,595 --> 00:01:15,684 Oh, you'll get your proof. 36 00:01:15,814 --> 00:01:17,381 Ha! This is Raven Club. 37 00:01:17,512 --> 00:01:20,036 -We gotta sleuth... -To find the truth. 38 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:21,168 [both] Sha-sha! 39 00:01:21,777 --> 00:01:23,692 You two weirdos deserve each other. 40 00:01:23,822 --> 00:01:24,780 [wind howling] 41 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:26,216 Like a raven, 42 00:01:26,347 --> 00:01:28,610 I shall return at dawn's first light. 43 00:01:28,740 --> 00:01:30,220 Sha-sha-sha! 44 00:01:30,351 --> 00:01:31,656 [quirky music playing] 45 00:01:31,787 --> 00:01:33,397 Faster, Mom! 46 00:01:33,528 --> 00:01:34,790 That was so smooth. 47 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:35,921 [Lil grumbles] 48 00:01:37,053 --> 00:01:38,924 ♪ Me and you ♪ 49 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:43,059 ♪ Together we can't lose ♪ 50 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:45,192 ♪ Me and you, me and you ♪ 51 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:47,846 -[raven caws] -[dog barks] 52 00:01:47,977 --> 00:01:50,284 All right, Ravens, listen up. 53 00:01:50,414 --> 00:01:52,938 -Not a Raven. -Our first case... 54 00:01:53,069 --> 00:01:55,680 The Mysterious Withers' House of Horrors. 55 00:01:55,811 --> 00:01:59,162 Objects mysteriously go missing near Withers' house. 56 00:01:59,293 --> 00:02:02,209 Toxic chemicals leak out from under the fence. 57 00:02:02,339 --> 00:02:05,168 Dismembered body parts are seen in the garbage can. 58 00:02:05,299 --> 00:02:07,039 -Coincidence? -Yes. 59 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:08,563 I think not! 60 00:02:08,693 --> 00:02:10,304 Okay, drone cam is a go. 61 00:02:10,434 --> 00:02:12,828 Fire up this bad boy and let's do some sleuthin'! 62 00:02:12,958 --> 00:02:14,438 [beeping] 63 00:02:14,569 --> 00:02:16,832 -[soft music playing] -[drone whirring] 64 00:02:16,962 --> 00:02:18,616 I wonder what we're gonna find. 65 00:02:18,747 --> 00:02:20,966 We're gonna find the truth, that Withers 66 00:02:21,097 --> 00:02:22,925 is just an eccentric old grouch. 67 00:02:23,055 --> 00:02:25,623 [drone whirring] 68 00:02:27,756 --> 00:02:28,931 [Ellie] Here we go. 69 00:02:29,627 --> 00:02:32,282 [Lil] A piano. Totally normal... 70 00:02:32,413 --> 00:02:33,370 [gasping] 71 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:34,850 What is that? 72 00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:36,373 [dramatic music playing] 73 00:02:36,504 --> 00:02:37,461 [beeping] 74 00:02:37,592 --> 00:02:40,116 There! Evidence! Don't you see? 75 00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:42,597 Withers is an evil scientist 76 00:02:42,727 --> 00:02:44,816 creating horrific abominations. 77 00:02:44,947 --> 00:02:46,688 We don't know that. 78 00:02:46,818 --> 00:02:49,995 -Could've been anything. -A rabbit head on a human body? 79 00:02:50,126 --> 00:02:52,998 Well, nothing we can do now. That drone is toast. 80 00:02:53,129 --> 00:02:55,740 There's no way I'm leaving my camera in there. 81 00:02:55,871 --> 00:02:57,481 Fly, bravest Raven! 82 00:02:57,612 --> 00:03:00,136 If I'm not back in an hour, send the paramedics! 83 00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:01,572 Sha-sha-sha! 84 00:03:01,703 --> 00:03:02,834 [grunts] 85 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:04,662 Sha-sha-sha! 86 00:03:04,793 --> 00:03:05,794 Oh my gosh. 87 00:03:05,924 --> 00:03:07,230 [raven caws] 88 00:03:07,361 --> 00:03:09,798 -[boots squeaking] -[clock ticking] 89 00:03:10,364 --> 00:03:11,887 -[beeping] -That's an hour. 90 00:03:12,017 --> 00:03:13,541 We must go after him! 91 00:03:13,671 --> 00:03:15,934 A Raven is never left behind. 92 00:03:16,065 --> 00:03:18,067 For all we know, Withers is transfusing 93 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,938 Jack's blood with frog people. 94 00:03:20,983 --> 00:03:22,898 Fine, we'll go get Jack. 95 00:03:23,028 --> 00:03:25,553 To Withers' lair! Sha-sha! 96 00:03:25,683 --> 00:03:27,163 And... I'll prove to you 97 00:03:27,294 --> 00:03:29,731 that you're making unfair judgments about people. 98 00:03:29,861 --> 00:03:31,733 Raven Club! Sha-sha! 99 00:03:31,863 --> 00:03:32,951 Weirdo. 100 00:03:33,082 --> 00:03:35,780 [tense music playing] 101 00:03:38,130 --> 00:03:39,480 Uh, Ellie... 102 00:03:40,089 --> 00:03:41,133 [grunts] 103 00:03:41,264 --> 00:03:42,657 [groans] 104 00:03:43,266 --> 00:03:44,789 [dramatic music playing] 105 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:46,313 [screaming] 106 00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:49,577 Get a hold of yourself, Lil. It's just shrubbery. 107 00:03:49,707 --> 00:03:51,622 Caw-caw, caw-caw, caw-caw! 108 00:03:51,753 --> 00:03:53,711 Here's our way in, my fellow Raven. 109 00:03:53,842 --> 00:03:55,147 Not a Raven! 110 00:03:56,932 --> 00:03:58,194 [groaning] 111 00:03:58,325 --> 00:03:59,717 -Whoa! -[clattering] 112 00:03:59,848 --> 00:04:00,805 [Lil groans] 113 00:04:00,936 --> 00:04:02,938 Okay, we get Jack, then get out. 114 00:04:03,068 --> 00:04:05,201 We're not here to prove your wild conspiracy 115 00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:07,551 about Withers 'cause it's not a thing! 116 00:04:08,117 --> 00:04:11,251 [tense music playing] 117 00:04:11,381 --> 00:04:13,992 [typewriter clacking] 118 00:04:14,558 --> 00:04:17,692 Okay, Withers lives in a house straight out of my nightmares, 119 00:04:17,822 --> 00:04:20,434 but still doesn't mean she's up to anything illegal. 120 00:04:20,564 --> 00:04:22,740 Wait. Do you hear that? That piano! 121 00:04:22,871 --> 00:04:25,177 There was a piano in the drone shot! 122 00:04:25,308 --> 00:04:27,528 We must venture forth... 123 00:04:27,658 --> 00:04:29,051 to the music room. 124 00:04:29,181 --> 00:04:31,096 How are we going to find the music room 125 00:04:31,227 --> 00:04:32,402 in this crazy maze? 126 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:33,882 My brain tendrils. 127 00:04:34,012 --> 00:04:35,884 They feel the melodic vibrations. 128 00:04:36,014 --> 00:04:38,452 Come with me if you want to save your brother! 129 00:04:38,582 --> 00:04:40,062 Half brother! 130 00:04:40,976 --> 00:04:44,066 [energetic music playing] 131 00:04:46,198 --> 00:04:47,504 [squeaking] 132 00:04:47,635 --> 00:04:49,854 Hey, any update with those tendrils? 133 00:04:50,420 --> 00:04:53,641 I'm not looking to spend any more time here than I have to. 134 00:04:53,771 --> 00:04:55,207 [evil cackling] 135 00:04:55,338 --> 00:04:57,297 [gasps] I know taekwondo! 136 00:04:57,427 --> 00:05:00,474 Look, it's the rabbit man from the drone shot. 137 00:05:00,604 --> 00:05:02,780 -[soft music playing] -[door creaks] 138 00:05:02,911 --> 00:05:03,912 There's the piano! 139 00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:05,479 And Jack's camera! 140 00:05:06,044 --> 00:05:07,611 But where's Jack? 141 00:05:07,742 --> 00:05:08,830 Check the footage. 142 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:09,961 [beeps] 143 00:05:10,092 --> 00:05:12,007 [Lil] Okay, there's his feet. 144 00:05:12,137 --> 00:05:13,574 What the... 145 00:05:13,704 --> 00:05:14,966 Whoa! 146 00:05:15,097 --> 00:05:17,665 [eerie music playing] 147 00:05:17,795 --> 00:05:19,884 There's got to be a reasonable explanation. 148 00:05:20,015 --> 00:05:20,972 There is. 149 00:05:21,103 --> 00:05:23,061 Withers is an evil scientist, 150 00:05:23,192 --> 00:05:24,236 and this... 151 00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:26,238 [beeping] 152 00:05:26,369 --> 00:05:28,719 [alarm blaring] 153 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:29,677 [gasps] 154 00:05:30,242 --> 00:05:31,809 Okay, self-closing doors 155 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:33,681 are admittedly a little unnerving 156 00:05:33,811 --> 00:05:35,160 when you can't get out. 157 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:36,901 -[piano notes playing] -Uh... 158 00:05:37,032 --> 00:05:39,687 Hey, quiet down! Stop drawing attention to us! 159 00:05:39,817 --> 00:05:41,558 This is the song she was playing. 160 00:05:41,689 --> 00:05:43,343 There's gotta be some reason. 161 00:05:43,473 --> 00:05:44,692 [playing frantically] 162 00:05:44,822 --> 00:05:45,736 Cut it out! 163 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:47,521 [trombone playing] 164 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:51,525 Oh my gosh, you were right. 165 00:05:51,655 --> 00:05:52,787 'Course I was. 166 00:05:52,917 --> 00:05:55,050 This still doesn't prove that Withers 167 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:56,965 is some kind of Dr. Frankenstein. 168 00:05:57,095 --> 00:05:58,227 [groans] 169 00:05:58,706 --> 00:06:00,316 [grim music playing] 170 00:06:03,232 --> 00:06:05,582 Withers is experimenting! 171 00:06:05,713 --> 00:06:08,368 [nervously] So, Withers is a person of science 172 00:06:08,498 --> 00:06:11,371 with a thirst for knowledge of the natural world. 173 00:06:11,501 --> 00:06:13,329 Nothing immoral about that. 174 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:15,070 Then explain this! 175 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:16,724 [tense music playing] 176 00:06:16,854 --> 00:06:18,073 I, uh... 177 00:06:18,203 --> 00:06:19,727 -[handle rattling] -[gasps] 178 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:22,077 Ellie, hide! 179 00:06:22,207 --> 00:06:24,819 [creepy music playing] 180 00:06:24,949 --> 00:06:26,298 [shimmering sound] 181 00:06:26,429 --> 00:06:27,822 [wheels trundling] 182 00:06:27,952 --> 00:06:29,998 [breathing heavily through mask] 183 00:06:38,180 --> 00:06:39,094 [squeaks] 184 00:06:39,703 --> 00:06:41,488 [squeaking] 185 00:06:41,618 --> 00:06:42,619 [footstep stomps] 186 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:45,143 [breathing heavily] 187 00:06:45,274 --> 00:06:47,929 [screaming] 188 00:06:48,059 --> 00:06:50,061 [tense music playing] 189 00:06:50,192 --> 00:06:51,149 [panting] 190 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:52,716 [grunting] 191 00:06:52,847 --> 00:06:54,544 [tearing] 192 00:06:55,371 --> 00:06:56,894 [panting] 193 00:06:57,025 --> 00:06:58,461 [breathing heavily] 194 00:06:58,592 --> 00:06:59,723 [gasping] 195 00:06:59,854 --> 00:07:01,377 [sneakers squeaking] 196 00:07:01,508 --> 00:07:03,379 Jack! There he is! 197 00:07:04,859 --> 00:07:06,077 [both scream] Jump! 198 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:09,994 [dramatic screaming] 199 00:07:10,952 --> 00:07:11,996 [screaming] 200 00:07:12,127 --> 00:07:13,128 [grunting] 201 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:17,785 [panting] 202 00:07:17,915 --> 00:07:20,048 [breathing heavily] 203 00:07:20,178 --> 00:07:21,571 That was a close one. 204 00:07:21,702 --> 00:07:23,747 What took you so long in there, Jack? 205 00:07:23,878 --> 00:07:25,488 Jack? 206 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:27,142 -[boings] -[birds chirping] 207 00:07:27,272 --> 00:07:30,493 [screaming] 208 00:07:30,624 --> 00:07:33,148 -[panting] -[screaming] 209 00:07:33,278 --> 00:07:35,455 [screaming] 210 00:07:37,369 --> 00:07:38,893 [eye pops] 211 00:07:39,023 --> 00:07:41,417 A dummy? Oh my gosh, you were right. 212 00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:44,028 Withers is up to something unnatural. 213 00:07:44,159 --> 00:07:45,769 Jack really is in danger. 214 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:48,076 -What do we do now? -Are you ready? 215 00:07:48,206 --> 00:07:51,035 To forget everything you thought you knew to be true? 216 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:53,298 [tense music playing] 217 00:07:56,084 --> 00:07:58,086 I can't believe I'm saying this. 218 00:07:58,216 --> 00:08:00,349 [resigned] Let's save Jack. 219 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,264 Then we must return to the mansion! 220 00:08:02,394 --> 00:08:03,483 [raven caws] 221 00:08:03,613 --> 00:08:05,397 [whimsical music playing] 222 00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:08,488 Come on, Lil, you can do this. Be a weirdo. 223 00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:11,969 If you were an evil Dr. Frankenstein, 224 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:13,928 where would you be keeping Jack? 225 00:08:14,058 --> 00:08:15,886 We haven't been in the basement. 226 00:08:16,017 --> 00:08:17,671 Excellent, young pupil! 227 00:08:17,801 --> 00:08:20,761 And where would your secret entrance to the basement be? 228 00:08:20,891 --> 00:08:22,589 [squeaking] 229 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:27,158 [Lil] The grandfather clock, 230 00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:29,204 stuck on one second till midnight. 231 00:08:30,205 --> 00:08:32,555 Seems too easy. Might be a coincidence. 232 00:08:32,686 --> 00:08:34,383 -Seriously?! -[clock rings] 233 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:35,906 [rattling, sliding] 234 00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:37,342 Well, what do you know? 235 00:08:37,473 --> 00:08:39,693 -I was right! -Welcome to the club. 236 00:08:40,563 --> 00:08:42,739 If Withers is on the other side of this clock, 237 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:44,175 we'll have to attack. 238 00:08:44,306 --> 00:08:45,568 Taekwondo? 239 00:08:45,699 --> 00:08:48,615 No. This time, we fight like ravens. 240 00:08:48,745 --> 00:08:50,442 -[raven caws] -Street rules. 241 00:08:50,573 --> 00:08:52,009 [dramatic music playing] 242 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:54,403 Hyah! [grunting] 243 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:55,665 [panting] 244 00:08:55,796 --> 00:08:57,275 [screaming] 245 00:08:59,234 --> 00:09:00,627 We're too late! 246 00:09:00,757 --> 00:09:02,411 My innocent half-brother! 247 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:05,457 Taken before he could make his stupid documentaries. 248 00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:07,372 Be at peace, bravest Raven. 249 00:09:07,503 --> 00:09:09,984 [breathing heavily] 250 00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:13,335 [screaming] 251 00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:15,729 Remind me never to take you to a gallery space. 252 00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:17,295 Jack, you're alive! 253 00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:19,863 Yeah. I'm modeling for an art installation. 254 00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:21,822 Withers is an artiste. 255 00:09:21,952 --> 00:09:23,998 [demonic muttering] 256 00:09:24,128 --> 00:09:25,565 Oh, sorry. 257 00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:27,915 I'm always forgetting I'm wearing this thing. 258 00:09:28,045 --> 00:09:30,395 That's sculptor, to be precise. 259 00:09:30,526 --> 00:09:31,745 [light music playing] 260 00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:32,963 [evil cackling] 261 00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:34,138 [donkey braying] 262 00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:35,749 [plopping] 263 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:37,533 Okay... art. 264 00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:40,405 But what's with the gas mask? And vats of chemicals? 265 00:09:40,536 --> 00:09:43,539 And what about the knife and creepy labyrinthian house? 266 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,846 The mask helps with the dust. 267 00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:48,152 Safety first, don't you know? 268 00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:51,025 And this isn't a knife. It's a can opener 269 00:09:51,155 --> 00:09:53,984 for my ample supply of plaster of Paris. 270 00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:57,335 And this house? My pièce de résistance! 271 00:09:57,466 --> 00:10:00,730 A living monument to my artistic vision. 272 00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:02,602 -Oh. -Oh. 273 00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:04,560 Maybe we were wrong about you. 274 00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:06,431 You're not an evil scientist. 275 00:10:06,562 --> 00:10:08,346 Or a mean, grouchy, old lady. 276 00:10:08,477 --> 00:10:10,740 All right, that's enough gum-flapping! 277 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:12,307 Now get off my property, 278 00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:14,483 you trespassing little parasites! 279 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,485 Okay, maybe just a little wrong. 280 00:10:17,181 --> 00:10:19,619 Small boy, a modest thank you 281 00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:22,578 for being my perfect little model. 282 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:24,754 Wow. It's beautiful. 283 00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:27,061 [upbeat music playing] 284 00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:30,020 I know everything did have a logical explanation, 285 00:10:30,151 --> 00:10:31,892 but I couldn't have found Jack 286 00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:35,069 without your, uh, eccentric worldview, Ellie. 287 00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:38,159 [raven caws] 288 00:10:38,289 --> 00:10:39,290 Yes! 289 00:10:41,031 --> 00:10:44,644 [sighs] Just a trio of weirdos. 290 00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:47,429 [all] Sha-sha-sha! Three Ravens! 291 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:49,910 [raven caws] 292 00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:52,129 [ominous music playing] 293 00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:56,220 [breathing heavily through mask] 294 00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:05,926 [man] "You criminals!" yelled the captain. 295 00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:07,188 The bank was cleaned out. 296 00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:08,711 Only thing left was... 297 00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:11,453 a banana peel on the ground. 298 00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:14,151 We were dealing with a crime genius. 299 00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:15,675 -Whoa! -Whoa! 300 00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:16,806 What are you doing? 301 00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:18,634 Oh, just listening to a podcast. 302 00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:20,201 It's called Master Criminals. 303 00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:22,029 This season's the Banana Peel Thief, 304 00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:23,639 a famous criminal who always left 305 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,336 a banana peel behind at the scene. 306 00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:26,860 Never caught to this day. 307 00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:28,644 [Halmoni] Cool story. 308 00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:31,081 Wonder if we've got what it takes to be master criminals. 309 00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:33,214 I mean, I've been to jail. No biggie. 310 00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:34,650 That's so hardcore. 311 00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,608 I'm always breaking the rules too. 312 00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:39,263 It'd be so cool to be master criminals. 313 00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:40,917 I practically already am. 314 00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:43,137 [Halmoni] Being criminal is not cool. 315 00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:46,749 Running away every day, always afraid of police. 316 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:49,186 [sighing, clicking tongue] 317 00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:50,927 How do you know, Halmoni? 318 00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:53,408 Oh, trust me. 319 00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:54,714 I know. 320 00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:56,106 [biting dramatically] 321 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,023 [gasps] Banana Peel Thief! 322 00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:01,198 [giggling] 323 00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:03,897 [loud whirring] 324 00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:06,247 [rattling, squeaking] 325 00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:07,465 -[gasps] -Let me see. 326 00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:08,597 Okay, jeez. 327 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:09,859 Oh, it's Chuck. 328 00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:12,514 -[clangs] -Whoa, what is he doing? 329 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,385 [Jack] Is that a bag? 330 00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:16,170 -[screams] -[Lil] Looks heavy. 331 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,825 [gasps] You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? 332 00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:21,218 [laughs] No, what are you thinking? 333 00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:24,004 Lil, Chuck is obviously up to something shady. 334 00:12:24,134 --> 00:12:26,006 If we help him, they'll make an episode 335 00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:27,659 about us for Master Criminals. 336 00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:30,575 -[gasps] Jack, that's genius! -Hey, Chuck! 337 00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:32,664 -You need help with that? -Huh? 338 00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:36,103 Sure, just, uh... get over here quick. Hurry up. 339 00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:37,408 [gasps] 340 00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:39,584 [mellow music playing] 341 00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:41,064 [Chuck grunts] 342 00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:42,849 Thanks again, kids, but, uh, 343 00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:45,460 let's just keep this our little secret. 344 00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:47,723 I gotta run and take care of this, so... 345 00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,725 Hold on, Chuck. We can still help. 346 00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:52,293 -Especially if it's dangerous. -Or illegal! 347 00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:55,905 Seems like this ain't your first rodeo. 348 00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:57,341 All right, get in. 349 00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:02,129 [laughing] 350 00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:04,740 Oh, man! What does "take care of it" mean? 351 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:07,221 I don't know, but from here on out, 352 00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,005 we're all in. 353 00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:12,095 [spits] We're the Duffel Bag Delinquents. 354 00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,141 Oh, dude, that's such a good name. 355 00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:15,359 You in? 356 00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:17,274 [spitting] 357 00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:21,670 ♪ Me and you ♪ 358 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:25,065 ♪ Together we can't lose ♪ 359 00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:27,328 ♪ Me and you, me and you ♪ 360 00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:31,375 [rock music playing on radio] 361 00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:35,510 The day was like any other 362 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:38,339 in the mundane town of Canyon Valley. 363 00:13:38,469 --> 00:13:40,776 -What are you doing? -Recording some material 364 00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,778 for our episode of Master Criminals. 365 00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,954 Oh, dude, that's such a good idea! 366 00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:48,349 Lil was wearing her typical basic beanie and ugly sweater. 367 00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:50,655 [sniffs, groans] Dude, did you fart? 368 00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,005 Wait, did I? 369 00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:54,398 [sniffs] Ah! I think it's the bag. 370 00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:56,444 It smells like something rotting. 371 00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:58,402 Oh, man, what if it's, like... 372 00:13:58,533 --> 00:13:59,708 stolen cheeses?! 373 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,189 [gasps] Or, like, bootleg manure! 374 00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:04,539 [laughs] Yeah! Or, like, a dead body! 375 00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:06,149 [dramatic musical sting] 376 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,629 You don't think Chuck... 377 00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:09,544 Chuck? Psh, no way. 378 00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,111 -[honking] -Come on, move it! 379 00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:12,503 I don't got time to kill! 380 00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:14,897 -[engine revving] -Whoa! [grunting] 381 00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:16,290 -Ew! Ew! -Ew! Ew! 382 00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:19,641 Pit stop numero uno. 383 00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:22,209 [mellow music playing] 384 00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:25,299 Yeah, Jack, hand me that tape. 385 00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:30,086 Why are we buying all this stuff, Chuck? 386 00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:33,611 Because that's the only way to really clean things up. 387 00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:35,613 [laughing maniacally] 388 00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,572 Oh, I know it. [laughs nervously] 389 00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:41,315 So, uh, just to clarify, by "everything," you mean... 390 00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:43,273 -[clicks] -Hey, what was that? 391 00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:44,579 Uh... what? 392 00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,015 That, behind you. 393 00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:47,974 I, uh... I, uh... 394 00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:48,931 Over there! 395 00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,716 There's a sale on shovels! 396 00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:53,980 Oh, man, those are all-- Look at that! 397 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,591 Phew! That was way too close. 398 00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:58,680 Hey, we can't back out, remember? 399 00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:00,900 -All in, right? -Right. 400 00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:02,336 [Jack gulps] 401 00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:06,470 They approached a very dark and secluded alley, 402 00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,646 one where no one would probably enter 403 00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,561 except for us. 404 00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:12,650 Pit stop dos. 405 00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:14,914 Gotta meet my connect, Dirk. 406 00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:17,177 I call him "The Cleaner." [laughs] 407 00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:18,961 [laughing nervously] 408 00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:20,354 [knocking on window] 409 00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:22,051 Ah, speak of the devil. 410 00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:23,835 [window whirring] 411 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,228 [tongue slurping] 412 00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:29,667 [chuckles] Hey, man. 413 00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:31,843 Dirk, I want you to meet Jack and Lil. 414 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,933 They're my newest partners in crime. 415 00:15:34,063 --> 00:15:36,631 Can you trust 'em with a job this messy? 416 00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:39,242 Yes, uh, Mr. Dirk, sir. 417 00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:41,592 Super trustworthy. Jack's been in jail. 418 00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:44,465 Huh. You know, I used to help Chuck 419 00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:47,903 on his "dirty errands," just like you. 420 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:50,993 Aw, it's like I'm lookin' at my younger self. 421 00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:52,952 How flattering. 422 00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:55,824 All right, Chuck, I got what you need. 423 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,217 Go there. 424 00:15:57,347 --> 00:15:59,175 They'll know what to do with the bag. 425 00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:00,394 Always do. 426 00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:02,526 There were other bags? 427 00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:05,007 -[Chuck] Peace! -Bye, Jack. 428 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:09,359 [bright classical music playing] 429 00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:10,447 [Lil] Whoa. 430 00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:12,536 Was not expecting our next stop 431 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,364 to be in the fancy part of town. 432 00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:16,192 As my momma always says, 433 00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:19,413 "The rich know how to take care of their 'dirty laundry.'" 434 00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:24,287 -[laughing maniacally] -[ominous music playing] 435 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,246 Uh, almost forgot. Uh... 436 00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:27,769 Get out and take the bag. 437 00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:29,249 [door opens, closes] 438 00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,686 -Back in five minutes. -[tires squealing] 439 00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:35,385 [clock ticking] 440 00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:38,519 As seconds turn to minutes and minutes turn to hours, 441 00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:42,001 the Delinquents were faced with the cold, hard truth. 442 00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:43,828 He ditched us, set us up! 443 00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,308 Left us holding the bag! 444 00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,832 Of course! All criminals double-cross each other. 445 00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:50,009 The Banana Peel Thief did it to their crew. 446 00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:51,488 Oh no, oh no! 447 00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:53,925 Now Chuck's crime is gonna be pinned on us! 448 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,492 Think anyone's onto us? 449 00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:57,929 [laughter] 450 00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,235 -Hmm... -Hmm... 451 00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:01,237 [panting, then growling] 452 00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:03,544 [panting heavily] 453 00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:08,375 Jack, we can't just run around with this bag forever. 454 00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:10,812 You're right. We have no other options. 455 00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:12,596 Let's dispose of the evidence. 456 00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:15,773 [dreary music playing] 457 00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:18,385 What were we thinking? We're way out of our league! 458 00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:21,257 I know, but as long as we got each other's backs, 459 00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:22,476 we'll be fine. 460 00:17:22,606 --> 00:17:24,565 Right, 'cause neither of us 461 00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:27,481 would ever... double-cross each other. 462 00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:31,137 Especially since we know what we're capable of. 463 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,965 And it would be... so easy. 464 00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:36,055 There's already a hole. 465 00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:38,057 [tense music playing] 466 00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:42,670 Hey, what are you kids doin'? 467 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:43,845 -Scatter! -Run! 468 00:17:43,975 --> 00:17:45,760 Wait, why are you runnin' off? 469 00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:47,936 I just wanted to see if I could... 470 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,546 Oh, what is this? 471 00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:50,808 [gasping] 472 00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:52,419 What is that smell?! 473 00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:54,595 What are we gonna do? I can't go back to jail. 474 00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,118 They're not taking me that easy. 475 00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:58,338 Come on! I know who can help us. 476 00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:00,862 [vomiting] 477 00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:02,690 [rat squeaking] 478 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,910 Okay, she said meet here 479 00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,521 and caw like a crow? 480 00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:09,262 Oh, we gotta do the thing! 481 00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:12,003 Yeah, that was a one-time thing. Not happening. 482 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,354 Lily, do the thing! 483 00:18:14,484 --> 00:18:16,225 -Fine. Sha-sha-sha! -Sha-sha-sha! 484 00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:18,401 [ravens cawing] 485 00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,142 Welcome back, Ravens. 486 00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:22,057 Here, put these on. 487 00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:25,016 Fake mustaches, hand-drawn passports? 488 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,236 -What is all this? -Don't you get it? 489 00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:29,934 You're criminals! You need to head for the border. 490 00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:31,675 If you can get to the next town, 491 00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:34,504 you two can't be extradited back for your crimes. 492 00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:36,027 What's "extradited"? 493 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:38,334 Now, this is very important. 494 00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:41,163 You can never... come... back. 495 00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:44,732 [sighs] I guess I'll have to adopt a new persona. 496 00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:47,648 [in accent] Hi, I'm John Calm. I work in plastics. 497 00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:48,866 So be it. 498 00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:50,259 This is my life now. 499 00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:51,608 Forever on the run. 500 00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:53,436 They'll call me Cobra. 501 00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:55,090 [hissing like a snake] 502 00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:57,266 Godspeed, Mr. Calm and Cobra. 503 00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:59,355 Do you and your little bird friends 504 00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:01,314 want to get milkshakes, sweetie? 505 00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:02,706 Mom! 506 00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:05,448 'Kay, gotta go. My ride's here. [panting] 507 00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:07,363 -[door closes] -[engine revving] 508 00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:09,496 There's one thing we gotta do first. 509 00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:10,671 Yeah. 510 00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:13,021 [somber music playing] 511 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,675 [laughter] 512 00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:16,024 Sorry, Mom and Dad. 513 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,069 We never thought it would come to this. 514 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,419 -Goodbye. -Goodbye. 515 00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:24,380 [owl hooting] 516 00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:32,214 Lil, I need to tell you something. 517 00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:33,694 I've never been in jail. 518 00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:36,349 It was a jail museum. I didn't even go inside. 519 00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,438 I was never cut out for a life of crime. 520 00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:40,657 It's okay. Whenever I break a rule, 521 00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:43,182 I can't look at myself in a mirror for weeks. 522 00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:45,184 -I'm no criminal! -Halmoni was right. 523 00:19:45,314 --> 00:19:46,881 A life of crime isn't worth it. 524 00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:50,145 [groans] All to be on a stupid episode of a podcast? 525 00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:51,929 -We're fools. -Look! 526 00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:55,759 -We're almost there! -[honking] 527 00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:58,153 [engine revving] 528 00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:00,677 It's the heat! We were sloppy with the bag! 529 00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:02,375 Come on, we can lose 'em! 530 00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:05,726 [intense music playing] 531 00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:06,988 [screaming] 532 00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:09,469 [crashing] 533 00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:12,559 Oof. Lil, are you okay? 534 00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:14,909 Ow. I think I sprained my ankle. 535 00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:16,084 [car approaches] 536 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,303 -Chuck?! -Chuck?! 537 00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:18,913 Oh no, we gotta go! 538 00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:21,394 Just leave me! You can still make it. Go! 539 00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:24,658 Snap out of it! Duffel Bag Delinquents, remember? All in! 540 00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:26,399 [Lil] All in. 541 00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:27,530 I thought you two 542 00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:28,923 wanted to help me. 543 00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:30,577 Come on! 544 00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:32,187 Ow, ow, ow! 545 00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:33,754 I can't climb! 546 00:20:33,884 --> 00:20:36,235 You can't just leave me with a job this messy. 547 00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:37,845 Let me show you. 548 00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:39,847 -[bag thuds] -[eerie music playing] 549 00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:41,240 Feast your eyes... 550 00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:42,284 on this! 551 00:20:42,415 --> 00:20:43,416 -No! -No! 552 00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:45,679 [music intensifying] 553 00:20:45,809 --> 00:20:47,246 It's... 554 00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:48,595 [music softens] 555 00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:49,900 ...not a dead body? 556 00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:51,598 Dead body? What?! 557 00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:53,643 You mean, you're not a criminal? 558 00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:56,167 Criminal? Dang, is that what y'all think of me? 559 00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:57,865 I think y'all are confused. 560 00:20:57,995 --> 00:20:59,432 See, what happened was, 561 00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:01,869 so my mom's comin' home from Boca, right? 562 00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:04,741 And while she was gone, I made a pretty big mess. 563 00:21:04,872 --> 00:21:06,352 I let my laundry pile up. 564 00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:08,615 Had to get cleaning supplies and deal with it 565 00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:09,833 before she found out. 566 00:21:09,964 --> 00:21:11,966 But why'd you ditch us? 567 00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:15,448 [Chuck] To get you Canyondale's famous fancy corn dogs 568 00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:17,841 so I could thank you for helping me take the bag 569 00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:19,800 to the laundromat Dirk told us about. 570 00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:21,497 When I came back, you were gone! 571 00:21:22,063 --> 00:21:25,458 Luckily, I was able to find my bag in a hole at the park. 572 00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:28,069 Were you two trying to bury my dirty laundry? 573 00:21:28,199 --> 00:21:30,289 [nervously] Uh... we... 574 00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:33,379 'Cause that's such a smart idea! I shoulda thought of that. 575 00:21:33,509 --> 00:21:35,119 Thanks for the initiative, guys. 576 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,426 Uh... glad we can help. 577 00:21:37,557 --> 00:21:39,646 I don't remember puking in it though. 578 00:21:39,776 --> 00:21:41,822 Yeah... that's weird. 579 00:21:41,952 --> 00:21:43,911 Sorry for thinking you were a criminal, Chuck. 580 00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:45,565 Nah, happens all the time. 581 00:21:45,695 --> 00:21:47,654 Uh, y'all need a ride back home? 582 00:21:48,698 --> 00:21:50,483 [Chuck on tape] Pit stop dos. 583 00:21:50,613 --> 00:21:54,138 Gotta meet my connect, Dirk. I call him "The Cleaner." 584 00:21:54,269 --> 00:21:56,880 Wow, I sound like a total goon in this. 585 00:21:57,446 --> 00:21:59,230 [both] Duffel Bag Delinquents! 586 00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:01,232 -[ominous music playing] -Huh? 587 00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:03,278 Here's Dirk! 588 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:09,284 [theme music playing] 589 00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:17,292 ♪ Me and you ♪ 590 00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:20,295 ♪ Together we can't lose ♪ 591 00:22:21,949 --> 00:22:24,255 ♪ Me and you, me and you ♪ 592 00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:26,301 ♪ Me and you ♪ 593 00:22:26,475 --> 00:22:30,305 ♪ Together we can't lose ♪ 594 00:22:30,479 --> 00:22:32,307 ♪ Me and you, me and you ♪